This blog is written by a lady who enjoys providing Erotic Naturist Massages in Kent

I am a lady who enjoys giving erotic naturist massages in Kent -a specialist Lingam Massage, Kent, UK.

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I reply to all my emails. If you do not receive a reply from me please check your spam or it may be lost in the world of wifi....
I answer the phone Mon-Fri at about 9am.

Sunday, 29 September 2013

Ladies offering Lingam Massage across UK

I am regularly asked if I can recommend someone in a different area of the UK who might offer the same service as me.
Sorry I can't.
Many of my clients are driving for more than 1 hour to see me and some travel hundreds of miles so I guess my lingam massage service is fairly unique.

Thursday, 26 September 2013

busy September & what about October

It has been a busy month, perhaps my busiest ever, don't know haven't checked my records but seems possible.
I am looking forward to a relaxing weekend though with no work booked until Monday and I will be having a few days off in October.

Sunday, 22 September 2013

Rushed off my little feet lately... yes I am always busy

Continuing the theme of strange emails, from my previous blog, I do hear from people who must think I have no clients.
They are full of suggestions as to how I should do things differently.  In other words I do not offer the service they are looking for but they think I should.

Well, if I was sitting around twiddling my thumbs I may have time to ponder suggestions generously given by people who have never met me.
I think I have a window for navel gazing and contemplation later in October.
September, I have been inundated with bookings with most of these being repeat/ regular clients.

The week ahead, for example, I am fully booked with only windows for last minute bookings tomorrow- Monday 23rd or next weekend (28 & 29th).  I think I have a space most days between 28th - 3rd Oct.

Despite mostly being booked in advance tomorrow is a good example where for once you could phone me in the morning and be naked in front of me in the afternoon!



Friday, 13 September 2013

Strange Requests from Massage Therapy Clients

I don't get many strange requests but if there is one a few times a year I will get an email asking if I could wear lingerie or something like that.
My reply is obvious - a two letter word.

If you don't understand why my answer is NO then think about how you would feel being asked to do your job in your underwear.  I don't know about you but I would feel silly!

I have my uniform, which is smart, practical and comfortable.
Or I am happy in my skin, naked is also practical and comfortable.